Monday, December 31, 2012

The Return of "Doodles" the Elf


Greetings.  It's me, Doodles.  Silly name, I know.  This rambunctious kiddo, Max Drinkall, named me.  What can ya do?  Anyhoo, I arrived at Max's house after Thanksgiving to keep track of his behavior leading up to Christmas.  Here is my final report for Santa:

Name:  Max Drinkall
Age: 3

Nice:  He gave a nice, short list of "wants" to you at Brucemore.  These items included:  Rocket, Giraffe Dream Light, Star Wars Angry Birds  (added bonus, he didn't cry or pee on your lap)
 Nice: He sat quietly for the first time EVER (gasp!) for story time at Brucemore.
 Naughty:  He photo-bombed the first attempt at a family Christmas photo op at Brucemore
Naughty:  He and his pal, Dana, appear precious but aren't, I repeat, ARE NOT, suppose to be on the furniture at Brucemore.
 Naughty:  He wasn't the worlds best listener when it came to playing with the nativity scene at grandma's...  Baby Jesus took some tumbles...
 Nice:  He strives to be like his daddy... hauling snow and all!
 Naughty:  He goobered up Grandma's windows...

 Naughty:  He refused most naps and bedtimes for a long period of time... this may or may not still be going on as we speak...  ;)
 Naughty:  He photo-bombed this shot with his cousin, Ainsley
Naughty:  He kept eating cookie dough while baking with his grandma...his mom worries an awful lot about salmonella...
Naughty:  He photo-bombed another attempt at a family photo op
Nice:  He used his potty 100% over Christmas break (a far cry from last year!...  note the pic from last year below, Santa...  I could sit on the potty and not worry about diseases as it was sparkling clean!)  I couldn't even fly by that smelly pot this year ;)
 RESULTS:
Nice: 25%
Naughty:75%

My recommendation?

Giraffe Dream Light
 Star Wars Angry Birds

 The rocket?  Maybe next year, buddy!

Until Next year!
-Doodles

Merry Christmas!

Love,
Lis